Drug Warriors are a Gullible Lot

At least you can't say that they don't believe their own bullshit.

Apparently, someone hoaxed the sheriffs department in backwater swamplands, Florida. A "concerned parent" called the sheriff to inform them that they heard their son talking about a new kind of drug, which is produced by fermenting human waste. The Sheriff then released a bulletin to its fellow drug warriors.

Now who's got shit on their face, huh?