Friday, March 14, 2008

George Bush is Afraid of Love

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George Bush recently sent a video message to the US troops fighting in Afghanistan:

"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."

"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks," Bush said.

He added, "Boy do I regret missing out on all the romance and adventure during the Vietnam War! I totally chickened out! I guess, deep down, I'm just afraid of love. That, and landmines."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

USA: Land of the (Almost) Free (as Canada)

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United States citizens pay more taxes than Canadians now!