Thank Democracy for Kim Jong Il

Democracy triumphs again! Kim Jong Il has been re-elected as leader of North Korea with an overwhelming 100% of the vote. This is a giant win for Kim, and a giant win for democracy. Hooray!

Admittedly, Kim was the only one on the ballot. But those who voted for him had the option of leaving their ballots blank, which they did not. No, they happily punched the "Kim Jong Il" option with visions of Juche circling their heads.

Other great leaders who were elected democratically:

Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Pol Pot
Fidel Castro
Hugo Chavez
George W. Bush