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The rise in corporate fraudeconomic inequalitynatural disastersunwed mothersgang violence can be blamed on conservatismliberalismWal-Mart global warmingthe military-industrial complexthe consumer culturethe abortion industry and gayness and its principle of consuming more than I wantthe profit motivedegrading the social fabricwearing Birkenstockcrushing the little guyunbridled capitalismbeing so fucking warmAmerican Imperialism. We must demand a raise of the minimum wagethat MY party be put in powera tax on fat peoplemore money in the health care systemhigher taxesmore government intervention for a problem it created in the first place in order to enable social justicebring about equalityreduce people's misguided freedommake life better for the rich, ironicallybring about an undefined Utopia where everyone does what I want.