Monday, February 27, 2012

Anonymous Declares War on the United States Government

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Anonymous' declaration is certainly theatric. I've been calling for the abolishment (not replacement or repair) of the United States government for years now. Anonymous seems to want to "fix" it instead, which I think is folly. You cannot fix the Ring of Mordor, you can only cast it into the fiery pit. Nevertheless, in my opinion, the more people calling for revolution, the better.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

In North Korea...

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...they put microphones on the ground to amplify the sound of the soldiers' goosestepping.

Friday, February 3, 2012

An Apt Decal

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Inmates managed to sneak a pig into an official decal for the Vermont State Pig department. Not surprisingly, the pigs are oinking mad about it. Apparently pigs don't realize that slave labor tends to produce these kinds of quality control issues. Although, from the perspective of everyone who isn't a pig, this is top-notch quality work. Haha!