Your Democracy is a Sham

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All I Want From Police is My Two Front Teeth

The most common excuse for government is the best reason to oppose it.

Cop Vows To Hunt Down Punk Who Successfully Pressed Brutality Charges Against His Partner

Sometimes parody is a little too damn real. From TheOnion.com:

Christopher O'Dell, a 16-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department, told reporters Monday that he will not rest until he exacts revenge on the man who got his long-time partner, Officer Rick Noonan, 38, suspended for using excessive force during an arrest at a peaceful demonstration last March. "That punk is going to get what's coming to him again," O'Dell said. "If it's the last thing I do, I'll make sure that scumbag is taken off the streets, not properly informed of his Miranda rights, chained to a radiator beneath the station, and kept awake for days of interrogation without being formally charged." O'Dell added that the suspect in question is going to wish he had never filed a complaint for sustaining a concussion and broken collarbone after O'Dell is finished breaking his leg and giving him a concussion.

Marc Stevens: The Drug War is a Scam

Little Brother Gets Busted

Paris for President

I may have to take back my pledge to not vote this November, because Paris Hilton is entering the race. Say what you will, I bet that Paris could not possibly do a worse job than McBama would.

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